Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt.

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Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.